Dost: Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Janwar Kaun Sa Hai? Pathan: Zebra (Zebra) Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Kyonki Vo "Black And Wight" Hai!
Sindhi: Yah Chhota Sa Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai? Pathan: Yah Mera Dur Ka Bhai Hai! Sindhi: Kaise Dur Ka Main Samjha Nahin? Pathan: Iske Aur Mere Darmiyaan 15 Bhaibhan Aur Hain!
Ek Aadmi Hospital Men Ro Raha Tha! Pathan: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho? Aadmi: Blad Test Karana Hai Aur Ungali Katni Padegi! Yah Sunkar Pathan Bhi Rone Laga! Aadmi: Tum Kyon Rone Lage? Pathan: Maine Bhi Peshab Test Karana Hai!
Ek Sindhi Ke Ghar Uska Pathan Dost Aaya! Sindhi: Bhai Taklif Na Karen Batayen Chay Chalegi Ya Thanda? Pathan: Isme Taklif Ki Kya Baat Hai Chay Banane Tak Thanda Hi Sahi!
Patrakar: Khan Sahab Aap Yah Batayen Ki Platform Par Khade Sabhi Pathan Kaise Mare? Pathan: Ek Bar Suchna Prasaran Hui Ki Gadi Platform Par A Rahi Hai Sabhi Ne Patri Par Chhalang Laga Di! Patrakar: Fir Aap Kaise Bach Gae? Pathan: Main Khudkhushi Ke Liye Patri Par Leta Tha Aur Maine Prasaran Suna To Main Palatform Par Jakar Let Gaya!